Not Quite a Cowboy
When you’re intoxicated, you might feel compelled to do things that aren’t particularly safe or rational. For example, you might be tempted to ride a pig. Isn’t that secure? Maybe if you’ve spent a long time grooming a pig to be ridden, but not otherwise.
Not Quite a Cowboy
In fact, because pigs are aggressive, riding one can be quite dangerous. That’s most likely why the storyteller broke a bone. If his father didn’t notice he was drunk, he might be predisposed to things like this.
Dangerous Metal Beasts
Many of these stories feature children doing things that are extremely dangerous, but what is with the parents who allow their children to be in such hazardous situations? Why are you allowing your children to pretend to play in your car?
Dangerous Metal Beasts
Maybe you think it’s harmless, but as this story shows, it’s still quite dangerous, and it’s far better to avoid it altogether. To be completely safe, keep your children away from your cars. Isn’t that the best solution for all?