Parking Jokes, Always Good
Sometimes you can say all you need to with just seven words. This note writer could have spent the better part of a paragraph ripping into this poor car parking fool, but instead they decided to land one well placed joke/savage cut down and they called it a day. Jokes are always awesome, especially when it comes to attacking jerks that don’t mind screwing up the parking lot for everyone around them. We’re impressed by the ability to write one note and walk away. We would have had to fill it with at least three jokes to make sure one landed correctly. Ah, well that is confidence for you.
Parking Jokes, Always Good
Killer Bob
Now, this is an example of an overly emotional dashboard note that makes no attempt at paring things down. Instead, our ‘hero’ Bob goes straight for the jugular by calling out this person for both their parking ability and their probably corresponding poor personality. Bob holds nothing back as he even hopes the parking jerk gets in an accident. That may have been too far, Bob. We’d opt for just an embarrassing drivers ed session with the local high school. That would probably put this self important jerk in their place, at least for a little bit.
Killer Bob