Please Don’t Rob Me
Alright, so we are going to break our premise on the very first list in the article — but for good reason! This person clearly knows that they are perfect targets to get robbed due to their broken window. So, in order to prevent so called ‘deviants’ from rifling through their car they left out this polite note. Deviants, limit yourself to one baby wipe please!
Helen Keller Deserves Better
This is the ultimate note of rage. This looks like it happened right outside of a hotel, and maybe that’s why this person got their discount hotel rooms via online hotel booking, but we’ll never know for sure. The person who left this note had to have been seething with rage but still more than capable of finding paint and leaving a witty bit of banter. We’ve never seen someone call out Helen Keller during a parking dispute, but it seems pretty on point here.