Fossil Fuels
Right, researching and introducing natural, clean technology is just a waste of time and money. Why not only irreversibly deplete the ozone layer when fighting oil wars? We can’t use wind power because it induces cancer in birds.
Fossil Fuels
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The Mall
Malls might make you feel a little nervous. Why go there when you can buy anything you need online and get it shipped to your doorstep? It’s a lot smoother. If you’ve ever seen the glum looks on the faces of husbands who don’t want to be included, you know what I’m talking about. We’d rather not see grumpy people spoil our shopping trip.
The Mall