A Thief Crab?
Orchard claims they have a proclivity to rob him or anyone else. His phone was now safely ensconced in the claws of one of the crabs. Orchard gently picked up his phone and revealed his unusual proclivity for robbing and crushing unsuspecting residents and visitors.
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A Notorious History
Throughout the years, Orchard has responded to several stolen stories in the park. “The Army came here to perform training on the island when I went to Christmas Island in the early 1990s. They had recently been equipped with new plastic butts with new Steyr guns,” stated Orchard. “I received an appeal from the commander who stated somebody had stolen a weapon.” The real thief?