Ball Park Hot Dogs
It may sound sacrilegious but the next time you go to the ballpark you might want to skip grabbing a hot dog. Though Ball Park Franks are supposedly right next to Apple Pie as the Great American Junk Food the truth is that they are unimaginably bad for you and probably spoiled before getting into your greasy hands. At baseball concession stands the hot dogs are cooked and then sat into hot water until someone buys them. If nobody buys them they are thrown into the fridge and then reheated the next day. The seedier the owner, the longer this is repeated. So if you have to have a dog make sure the stand is booming and the hot dog goes from the grill to your plate with only a quick stop to load up on accessories.
Subway Seafood
Getting seafood in the Midwest is already a pretty dicey situation, but getting some out of a tray in some probably poorly run Subway – disastrous. One former employee points out that their seafood used to come packaged with a warning label that read: “Does not contain dolphin or turtles in the meat”. Then in 2012 that label simply vanished. Does that mean you are eating a helping of one of the planets smartest animals? Probably not. But maybe, and do you really wanna risk eating Echo the Dolphin? That’s on you.