Safety First
If you can’t afford condoms, all you need to do is to park like a douche and wait. The condom fairy will soon arrive and give you protection. It is all in the name of preventing people like you from procreating.
Safety First
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Out Of The Box
Parallel parking is hard but wait until you hear about perpendicular parking. Maybe this is the first car to ever come with a strafe function. The others wanted to show him the errors of his ways, and so they did.
Out Of The Box